Musk memo: what did you do in the office last week apart from drink coffee?

Elon Musk really is trying to rule the American federal workforce. After his email demanding to be told what each and everyone did to advance things in the office last week or resign has put the fear of Trump into their lives. He did the same when he took over Twitter and turned it into X. Every worker had to justify their existence. Did they sit around all day drinking coffee and gathering to gossip around the water dispenser or did they actually achieve something, like come up with a good idea to create efficiency or save money or Make America Great Again? Imagine over this weekend tens of thousands of people are frantically sitting in their kitchens at home trying to remember what they did in the office. Oh yes, there was that meeting with the head of diversity when I suggested all women should be allowed a longer lunchbreak because they got more tired during the way what with all their duties at home an'all. No, no, don't mention that. Musk has already abolished the diversity department. Something has to be thought up which will impress Musk or it's out on your ear. Yes, this weekend is going to be make-or-break for thousands of federal workers. Trying to justify your role in the office to someone like Musk who spends each day trying to save a trillion dollars from the federal budget, mastermind X, supervise the development of new rockets to go into space and pursue the dream of all-electric cars, vans, lorries, trucks, tanks, and motorbikes. No trouble for him to justify his existence but if he compares his workload with the average federal worker, they are all screwed.