Tuesday 10 October 2017

Trump v Tillerson in IQ test

Trump has, sort of, challenged Rex Tillerson to an IQ test and boasts that he, Trump, would win any time. So let's set the test and see what happens: Question: What's the name of Kim Jong-un's youngest sister? Trump: Little Rocket Girl. Tillerson: Kim Yo Jong. Question: What's the name of their mother? Trump: Who cares. Tillerson: Ko Yong Hui. Question: Who was Jang Song Thaek? Trump: What's with all these Rocket Man questions? Tillerson: Kim's uncle who was executed. Question: Why does China still support North Korea? Trump: It's beyond me. Tillerson: It's to stop the US from dominating the whole of the Korean peninsula. Question: Name three islands in the South China Sea being militarised by Beijing. Trump, looking pleased: They're all called Spratly. Tillerson: Fiery Cross, Mischief and Subi. Question: Who poses the greatest political threat to Washington? Trump: Robert Mueller. Tillerson: Vladimir Putin. Question: With which country do you associate the special relationship? Trump: Used to be Mexico but no longer. Tillerson: Japan. Question: What about the United Kingdom? Trump: What about the United Kingdom? Tillerson: Of course they're special too but not if they leave the European Union. Question: What does Brexit mean to you? Trump: Terrific idea. Tillerson: A disaster for the UK. Question: Is Merkel more powerful than ever? Trump: Not as powerful as me. Tillerson: No, she was weakened by the German election result. Question: Where is Luxembourg? Trump: No idea. Tillerson: It's the home of that w..ker, Jean-Claude Juncker. Question: Do you think an EU army will improve security in Europe? Trump: An EU army? You've got to be joking. Tillerson: no no no no. Question: Do you think your job is safe? Trump: Yes. Tillerson: No. Trump announced he had won by a huge margin.

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