Wednesday, 11 October 2017
IQ Test second round
I guess Rex Tillerson would have been irritated by Trump's claim that he had won the IQ test - see yesterday's blog - so here's a second round:
Question: Who have been the best White House advisers so far?
Trump: Steve Bannon, Mike Flynn and Mad Dog Mattis.
Tillerson: Mattis, John Kelly, HR McMaster and, eh, me.
Question: How many key people have been sacked from the administration?
Trump: Not enough.
Tillerson: Lost count.
Question: What is Bradley Manning called now?
Trump: Same as before, TRAITOR.
Tillerson: Chelsea.
Question: Would Hillary Clinton have made a better president?
Trump: Next question.
Tillerson: Is Trump going to see my answer?
Question (just for Tillerson): Is Trump a moron?
Tillerson: In the strict sense of the word, absolutely.....eh, not.
Question: What should be done with the Iran nuclear deal?
Trump: Tear it up and start again.
Tillerson: Tehran is honouring the deal, so.....
Question: What's stopping you from your doing your job on a daily basis?
Trump: General Kelly.
Tillerson: White House.
Question: Where were three Green Berets killed the other day?
Trump: Nigeria.
Tillerson: Niger.
Question: What's the capital of Niger?
Trump: Ha, I know that one, Lagos.
Tillerson: Niamey.
Question: Name three African countries ending in the letters, bia.
Trump: Nambia, Gambia, Zambia.
Tillerson: Gambia, Zambia and Namibia.
Question: What's the best achievement of the new administration so far?
Trump: Everyone's better off than under Obama.
Tillerson: Have to think about that one.
Question: Is the world going to survive under this administration?
Trump: Not with me around.
Tillerson: Not with Trump around.
Question: Is your job safe?
Trump: Don't be silly, I had the biggest majority in US history.
Tillerson: Just waiting for my pink slip.
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